Kids Say & Do Funny Things

As you all know kids sometimes say the funniest things. Here are some recent conversations we've had the last week.

Jon and I were joking around about different reasons why I married him then he turns to Faith and said-

Jon: "Faith, do you know why mommy married me?"

Faith: "No."

Jon: "It's because I look funny. Mommy likes funny looking people."

Faith: "No it wasn't"

Jon: "That's not why mommy married me? Then why did mommy marry me?"

Faith: "Because you smell!"

Jon and I laughed for quite some time after she said this.

Another funny conversation I had with Faith on Saturday-

Faith: "Mom, does it take a long time to get to Aunt Xandras?"

Me: "Yes Faith it does."

silence

Faith: "We should buy a faster car so we can get there faster."

First drivers ed lesson at 5 years old- PRICELESS!!!

Funny conversation with Logan (we were at Grandma Plumb's house and getting ready to leave)-

Me: "Logan where's your other shoe?"

Logan: "I don't know, I think the cat took it!"

Me: "The cat, why would Grandma's cat take your shoe?"

Logan: "Not Grandma's cat, the invisible cat."

Me: "Really? An invisible cat? Why did he take your shoe?"

Logan: "I don't know. He appeared, took my shoe, then disappeared. Maybe he wanted to wear it so he wouldn't get his feet wet."

We now blame the invisible cat for anything that goes missing.

I got out of the shower and found Faith, Logan, and Lexi coloring on the floor. Faith had even pulled out a page for Lexi to color.

Faith wrote this letter to Grandma Marlene. It says "I love Grandma" and she wrote Logan's, Lexi's, and her name all over it. She even drew a picture of the dog Tia that she used to have.